Playlist:
Take Off Your Shirt If You Can't Name a Song by the Band Who's Name Is On It by WWIII
How Do You Spell Channukkahh by The Leevees
Hanukkah Girl by Eric Metronome
Ham For The Holidays by Lynn Julian
Cthulhu Claus Is Coming To Town by Smart Bomb Radio
I Drank Too Much At The Office Christmas Party by The Alice Project
Drinking Us Christmas by The Dwarves
More Nog by St Nix/Lee Harris Christmas Compilations
Jingle Bells (Not Clean Version) by the Rogic Podcast Conglomerate
Re-gifting for the Holidays by The Alice Project
Merry Freaking Christmas by the Mydols
I Tricked Nick by Lynn Julian
Sick of Christmas and Maximum Security Christmas from the Lee Harris Christmas Compilations
Christmas at the Armenian Prison by Derek Sonderfan
If Every Day Were Christmas by Podsafe for Peace

Gotta run, I have holiday plans!

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Playlist:
Heavy Metal Christmas by Twisted Sister
12 Strippers of Xmas by Rayko KRB
I'm Your Snowman Baby by Joel Kopischke
Man It's Christmas by Jimmie Bratcher
A Harry Potter Christmas by Joel Kopischke
Christmas Here on Mars by Bubble
Merry Christmas and a Funky New Year by Psychovoyager
Christmas in Hawaii by The Hot Rods
A Soldier's Christmas by Jay Goeppner
Grown Up Christmas List by Ayla Brown
Santa's Too Drunk To Drive by The Hot Rods
Pistol Packin Santa Claus by Lee Harris
What Santa Wants by Roadside Attraction
Rock Her Santa by The Hot Rods

Hope you are all having a Happy Holiday time, whichever holiday you celebrate!  Santa songs part 2 and others are coming soon!

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All songs on this show are found on the Podsafe Music Network at music.podshow.com.

Playlist:

Tonsils in Taiwan by Jim Terr
The President Song by The Killer Kona Buds
Arrest the President by Hired Gun
Bullets to Ballots by Roots Rock Rebel
The INS Mambo by Graham Holland
Think for Yourself by George Hrab
We All Live Together by the Super Lucky Catz
Simon Cowel is Killing Music by Dogs Must Be Carried
Idiots are Taking Over by NOFX 
Stupid All The Time by Poop Yer Pants
Brad Stanfield - Spirit of Lennon - Peace by the Freedom People

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August has been an eventful month for me - a sprained ankle, a nasty respiratory that is into its second week, and a few other things.  But at least I don't live in Florida!

Playlist:
Never Tired by Belt
Fan of the Bean by The Clintons
Internet Girl by The Gorskys
Amoeba Woman by Dogs Must Be Carried
The Proximity to God Report by Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie at www.deadtroll.com and iTunes
The End of the Road for Missy the Cow and I Want a F-ing Baby by TAPKAE
Butcher's Ballad by Mark Mallman
Nothing Wrong With Texas by Eric Payne
Let's Beat on the Dixie Chicks by Jim Terr at www.bluecanyonproductions.com

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Playlist:

Can't Have It Back and It's Okay by Boris Khaykin
Don't Take My Stereo by Red Dawg, listed on the PMN under Fat Hippy Records
It's Summertime by The Loving Its
Escargot On the Patio by The Slimels
Carl Von Linneas by Captain Tom, listed under Fat Hippy Records
Tired by Under Feather
Up All Night by TV's Kyle
Billy Bob Joe by 100 Year Picnic
Cat With Butt by Chris Payne
Too Many Helecopters by Derek Sonderfan

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Sorry about the big gap between shows again.  I had saved up for a week to go home at the end of the month for a family reunion, but since it looked like I would probably be starting new work before then I took 9 days over Independence Day instead, which wiped out two weekends.  But here it is!  A little bit of whining about the girlfriend situation, two extremes of patriotism, and the usual silliness with some spirituality for dessert.

Playlist:

Can't Find a Girlfriend by the Legendary 10 Seconds
Second Biggest Dick by Johnny Magnet
Enormous Penis by Davinci's Notebook
Memo to All Potential Girlfriends, from the new CD "Love Is Kinda Funny Sometimes" by Derek Sonderfan
No Place Like America by The Manatee Man
Lies Spin Truth by Quantum Soul
Summer Blows by Ded Bugs
You Can Use My Bathtub by Little Thom
The Earth Is My Church (Live) by the Freedom People

Oh, since Odeo is publishing my podcast, and I want to have control of it, I need to put in this link to prove that I am the owner: My Odeo Channel (odeo/2e00e59e5de28869) Hopefully this does it, I don't mind the extra exposure, but am uneasy about these sites that repost my content in areas that I do not have full control.

And this one is for podshow: Podshow PDN {podshow-4685c870922473cad3c31467ce6175d2}

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Playlist:

Mean and Gay by Derek Sonderfan, played by permission
Women are Insane and Will You Still Love Me (When You're Sober) from the album Love Is Kinda Funny Sometimes by Derek Sonderfan
Box of Wine by The Clintons
Boy Scouts Drinking Song by The Fabrications
Spank the Monkey by Baron Von Lichtenstein
Guantanamo Bay by Koala
Support the Truth by Jim's Big Ego
Nine Kinds of Ugly by the Detonators
Single Man's Lament by Matthew Ebel
We All Live Together by the Super Lucky Catz

Remember, unless otherwise listed, all music can be found at the Podsafe Music Network at music.podshow.com.  Some songs, such as Matthew Ebel's Single Man's Lament, can now be purchased at the PMN.  Otherwise to buy music, such as Derek Sonderfan's Love is Kinda Funny Sometimes, you can follow the links to the artist's website.  Derek's is www.esoderek.com.

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I had been working a job that was probably the most intense intellectually that I have ever worked. I put so much into this job that I was too burned out outside of it to do my schoolwork or even do a podcast. I had been working to prove myself, with loose talk being made that led me to believe that I was being considered for a management position.

And what reward did I get for 3 months of hard work, disappointing my fans, and dropping out of school with only one 10 week quarter to go? A call from the boss the day after my birthday: "Your position has been eliminated...one of the staff will give you a ride home if you need it."

Well back to square one. But hey, there's good in every bad thing, and the good thing for you fans of the show is that you get to hear more of the fun and obscure music off of the Podsafe Music Network and other places all wrapped up in a convenient package I call Antecubital Liposuction.

I (understandably I hope) had a few grumpy moments during this show, rambling on about the whole job loss situation, and my song selections have a few more F-bombs than usual, so you are warned. But I have some lighthearted selections as well, and I picked the closer just because it has incredible harmonization. The group is called Bagheera and is a two piece husband and wife 'haunted' indie rock group that had not ever been played on a podcast before. I think they just fell through the cracks because they're listed under Asian Man Records on the PMN. I think they sound much better than anything else that Asian Man has posted on the network.

Here's the playlist:
Fabulous by Baron Von Lichtenstein, Asshat by Jim Tyrrell, Tired of Being Lied To by Roots Rock Rebel/David Ippolito, I Want Sex on my Birthday by Frozen Popsicle Tampons, Get Fuckin Fucked by Chachi on Acid, Angel Boobs by The Hot Rods, Misery by Rick Fink and his Gas House Gorillas, Fuckin Liar by The Fabrications, Murphy's Law by Dislocated Boner, and Long Division by Bagheera.

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Episode 14 starts out with a dedication, goes to some silliness, then an apology, and it all goes downhill from there.  Work and school are kicking my butt worse than ever, and I really needed to do this show to give me a break from it all.

 Da Playlist:
Good Day by Natives of the New Dawn, Be Kind to Your Colon by Baron Von Lichtenstein, Big Bad China Man by Dislocated Boner, Grandma's Gettin' High By Jon Nicholson, Mom's Coming to My House by Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie, They're Everywhere by Jim's Big Ego, My Balls by Frozen Popsicle Tampons, Handjobs and Calluses by Baron Von Lichtenstein, Goodbye New York by The Shakes.

If you are interested in art, especially if you are looking for artworks to purchase (and really especially if you need a new glass tabletop) check out this site: Artwork By Jenna. And make sure you check out the Dead Trolls on iTunes.

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Promo: Infection Podiobook by Scott Sigler.

Thank you for listening, and tell all your friends about the Liposuction!

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Playlist:
Skinny Women by Captain WAM, and Curious Joe by The MadHats, both of which are found on the Podsafe Music Network.

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Song List:
Leprechaun by the Brobdingnagian Bards, Marc Gunn - Middle Earth Bragging Song Jewel by Classic Tragic Hero, Mr Not Quite As Cool As You Think You Are Pants by Captain WAM, Swing and Pants by New Maximum Donkey, Barf At The Moon by Neil Smith, Safe Bank by Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie found at www.deadtroll.com, All Chuckled Out by Derek Sonderfan at www.esoderek.com, Absinthe Minded by Adrienne Pierce, Come to This by Finding Virginia, St Clair's Lament by BELT, Bad Cop No Donut by TAPKAE, I Need the Queer Eye For the Staight Guy by Jim Testa, and Shepherds Serenade by the Brobdingnagian Bards.

This weeks graphic is a modification of a picture from the DOMAI web site at www.domai.com, and yes, the original is a nude, but before you judge the site, you should read their philosophy and a few of the weeklynewsletters. The creator of the site is an artist of many talents (most don't even involve nudity) and his site can be found at www.stobblehouse.com.

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Playlist:
The Other Side of Yellow by New Maximum Donkey, Drug Weather Report by Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie, Sciurus Carolinensis by George Hrab, Johnny Jump Up by the Brobdingnagian Bards, Seeing Double at the Triple Rock by NOFX and Fat Wreck Chords, The Power of Disco Compels You by TAPKAE The University Song by Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie, Streams of Whisky by Murder the Stout, Bender by Cobretti, and Drinks by American Heartbreak.

Thanks again for listening, and tell all your friends about the Liposuction!

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This week's playlist:
Nun by George Hrab, New Ex Girlfriend by TAPKAE, Not on the Radio by Geoff Smith, Lost and Found by Little Thom, The A-hole Song and CaveTech Infomercial by Three Dead Trolls In a Baggie, found at www.deadtroll.com, Last Tantrum by BELT, Swimmin in the Big by Dana Lyons, found at www.danalyons.com, Sally's Got a New Tattoo by Jim Testa, The Testosterone Gang by The Loving Its, and Roller Derby Queen by the mydols.

Coming up next month we'll have the countdown to St Patrick's Day, looks like I'll have enough drunken Celtic content to fill two shows, so be ready to party! Also, I'm still working out the details for the Preferred Listener Program, stay subscribed and you'll hear about it soon!

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Welcome to all the new listeners from iTunes and other places. This week's episode is sexually suggestive, and had a little colorful language, so be careful if you aren't using headphones. Check back here soon to find out how you can sign up to get VIP treatment from Antecubital Liposuction!

Here is this week's playlist:
Betty by New Maximumdonkey, Memo to All Potential Girlfriends and Will You Still Love Me When You're Sober by Derek Sonderfan, Brainsbodyboth by George Hrab, Open Mic Night by Joshua Grosvent, A Fairy Story by Brobdingnagian Bards, A Poet, a Dreamer by Lochinvar, Holly's Farm and Hot Beer by Neil Smith, Get Out Of My Face by Uncle Seth, Emily by The Glib, February 2.0 by Geoff Smith, and I Dont Fall in Love by Larry Winfield.

It's been quite a week. Hope all is well for you in your love life, and if it ain't, here's a wish that you get lucky soon!

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Playlist:
Vincent Van Go Go - Girlie Show, The Fleiss - A Whore Called Renee, Killer Kona Buds - Vagina, Joshua Grosvent - Senior Citizen Lovin, Neil Smith - Hershey Highway, Mydols - Gimme Your Paycheck, Steel Cage Records producing Cocknoose - Get Back in the Kitchen, Jeff Dahl - Transvestites Transexuals And Chicks With Dicks, and Antiseen - Fornication, Chub Creek Music - Sounds of Porn, Dave B Trio - In Love With A Sheep, and Larry Winfield - Strip.

Next episode will be once again more or less a family friendly show, or at least will have a minimum of F-bombs.

Later...]]> podcasts Sun, 5 Feb 2006 04:59:00 GMT http://antecubitalliposuction.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=55470# antelipo@gmail.com No http://antecubitalliposuction.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=53200# This show included the first 3 songs in this podcast that did not come from the PMN. All three songs came from Blue Canyon Productions, and they featured the talents of Jim Terr, Buddy Converse, and Margaret Burke, and were played by permission. Podsafe artists included the Mydols, Chub Creek Music, Onion Flavored Rings, Roadside Zoo, Jesta, Derek Sonderfan, BELT, and Little Thom. You'll probably hear more from all of them on future episodes.

A fair warning to you now, the next Liposuction will need an explicit tag. In collecting the unique songs that I play on my show, I come across some with "dirty words," and some with "dirty thoughts," and I think there's even one with a "dirty sheep." Well, in 5 short episodes I've collected enough to make a show, might even be a special edition, I haven't decided yet. If it comes out early, then I guess it will be, and if that happens you can expect another episode again early next week.

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The musical selections ranged from intoxicants to food to public toilets, which is probably a logical progression. This show's artists include The New Autonomous Folksingers, Stoat, Amy Jo Doty, Derek Sonderfan, BRAIN BUCKIT, Jim Tyrrell, Jim Terr, Tà Trà Là Media, Green Beings, and Onion Flavored Rings.

A plague has swept our home over the weekend, and it has hit the Rhythm Angel harder than it hit me. It looks like she's only going to get one Rhythm Angel's Rockin' Blast Cast podcast done this week. Which is really a bummer, she is a much better podcaster than I am, she already has had two mentions on Adam Curry's Daily Source Code, and her podcast is not even a month old.

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It's late, I'm going to bed.

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Have a good one, and tell your friends about the Liposuction!

This episode seemed to work out pretty well, on the second try anyway. I learned a lot about how my equipment works.

If you have any questions or comments catch me at antelipo@gmail.com, or 206-666-LIPO (5476).

Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction, and often the "truth" is just a perspective with a little more information. The truth from the above paragraph is that I moved to the Portland, OR area this fall after a rather bitter divorce. My job, while paying good and satisfying in itself (I collected blood donations for a large non-profit organization) was becoming more uncomfortable by the day, thanks to a supervisor who seemed to have a goal to ruin my career. (Yes it sounds rather paranoid, but another co-worker I often described as being in the same situation was, after I left, being investigated for alleged unsafe work practices. This supervisor initiated the claim, and arranged the situation so that she could be the only supervisor he could work under while he was being investigated. Strange coincidence, eh? But I digress...and will again...often...) I decided to explore some options I had never tried before, so I moved from Minnesota to the Pacific Northwest.

So, of course, I find that the equivelent to my old job not only pays almost 45 percent less here, but I lose all my seniority since I did not come from a Unionized region, and this one is.

One of the reasons that I moved is that I did want to get into podcasting. The reason I chose the Portland area is the concentration of creative talent. Another reason was simply the location. Close enough to day trip to the coast, within reasonable driving distance to San Francisco or Seattle, a major population center surrounded by nature.

I had two ideas of what I would do with/for podcasting. One was to promote and market the concepts and the podcasts themselves by creating partnerships with local businesses and groups. The other was to start a podcast of my own, where I could promote talented people to the rest of the world. This is the premise for Antecubital Liposuction.

It will begin with podsafe music and comedy. Soon I hope to add local talent, aspiring independent musicians, poets, and storytellers. But I would like to go one step further, doing things like matching voice talents with short story authors, or musicians with poets, or maybe even think of some other ideas for this medium that nobody has tried yet.

The best is yet to come. And who knows, maybe I'll get to quit my day job (thanks Adam Curry!). Of course, I have to get a steady day job first (and if you know of one that would suit me, send the info to antelipo@gmail.com). In the mean time, feel free to send me some feedback, expecially if you are an artist or musician in the Portland / Vancouver area, or know one who would like to appear on the show.

Email: antelipo@gmail.com
VM: 206-666-lipo (206-666-5476)

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